Considering ChatGPT’s factual track record, or lack thereof, I don’t think I’d trust AI-curated news.

No. NO.

The only way I can see him getting people to pay for it on Facebook is if he made it mandatory. And then he’d lost most of his userbase aside from the few idiots who are so addicted to Facebook that they’ll pay for it. I sure as hell know I’d be out of there before paying a dime.

Not if I pay for Awesome McAwesomeFace first! AND I WILL!

That’s a tiny fraction of Twitter’s user base, but it isn’t nothing.

I almost want to hear his DJing to hear how awful it is.

I absolutely don’t want this to happen, and yet I want to see Elon sued over and over and over again. Can we make just that part happen?

What... I don’t... are those human beings in that photo or is this like the fake lady in Mars Attacks?

By “theories,” you mean “hypotheses,” and by “hypotheses,” you mean “making shit up and seeing if it sticks.”

I didn’t think I’d be saying this at only 45 years old, but I don’t understand comedy anymore.

So no one’s going to bring up the fact that Wanda’s kids (in the main MCU) aren’t actually real?

God, I hated her. And most of the rest of the characters. And the ending. And myself for watching.

Art Clokey is the true god of Davy and Goliath.

This is Disney. If she gets sick or dies, they’ll just digitally replace her.

I haven’t been in school in a long time, but I have to admit if I were, I would be sorely tempted to use ChatGPT to come up with essays for me for bullshit required classes and just rewrite them in my own words. It would still be easier than coming up with it on my own.

Just... just no. Just make it stop.

Hear that, kids? Never criticize anything popular.

The job of CEO can’t be that difficult for a chatbot to replicate.

I, for one, welcome our new cyborg bird overlords.