This is why Elon is a genius businessman because something something Mars bitches!

I like Toy Story. I’ve enjoyed all the Toy Story movies. But my god, let it die. Find something new. Four Toy Story movies is plenty.

Does anyone know what they discovered about Benghazi during this hearing?

Something I’ll hate just as much as real salmon! Excellent.

That is fair. Thank you.

Anything to appease the Republicans he’s desperate to get acceptance from...

ChatGPT has absolutely no idea who I am. And I’m not a celebrity or anything, but I’m well-known enough in certain circles that it should. It does know who my father is. Sort of.

I’ll start the bidding at $2 trillion.

Somehow that doesn’t explain why he spends most of his time trolling.

Has anyone asked Musk what the point of Twitter is now?

P.T. Barnum wins again.

Come on, guys. You’re better than this.

You mean a staffer typed it out.

“Madame, I am prince of the Moors and I wish to speak to you about a matter of 150,000 gold ducats.”

They better actually put me in space if they expect me to pay $80 per person for dinner after paying a fee just to get in.

No, the hardware on them.

Edit: Never mind. Monty misunderstood.

I just... why?

They were able to recover it, weren’t they? That means they can analyze it and find out what it was doing and how to block it in the future.