So the big “accidental” balloon fleet is next, right?

It was what convinced me that Will Smith was a good actor. Before that, I thought he was just another pop star given too much credit.

I hope I’ve found the clitoris? It was in the right place and seemed like the right button...

It’s not her fault that they were out of bread when there was plenty of cake for her inside.

Like a Canadian Tuxedo crossed with a sampler. 

Did you ever see the play/film Six Degrees of Separation? Just the idea that you might be closely related to someone famous opens doors.

Trust me. No one wants a nude painting of Monty. Not even Monty.

Jewish space lasers?

I always like a little bit of finger in my sub.

A division of Osiris Foods.

A nubis, the nubis, same thing.

Maybe, but Elon just got away with it.

Maybe I’m confused here, but if the Lewisnky scandal kept Clinton from keeping his eye on Bin Laden, isn’t that Clinton’s fault?

What do you mean? My wife definitely has an Egyptian god of the dead in her cooch. We sacrifice to it and everything.

“If you’re rich it isn’t a crime” is a thing in this country. 

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client is totally inept and shouldn’t be in charge of a car company, a rocket company, Twitter or, really, anything in this world. This is why he is not guilty of securities fraud.”

“Young Sheldon? My idea.”

It’s kind of at the mercy of the wind, isn’t it?

Instead of specifics, OpenAI gives readers an earful of hopeful rhetoric about the future that sounds like it was written by ChatGPT

I think they want him to be Jarvis from Agent Carter.