Am I the only one who misses the Michael Gough Alfred who didn’t kick as much ass as Batman, he was just a wise old father figure?

Due to a face pain issue, I can never wear a VR headset. I’m sure there are plenty of other people in my boat. We don’t exist to Zuckerberg.

Yo mama so fat, she got little fat people orbiting around her.

I wonder if there’s someone at Twitter tech support that could help you with that experiment, Elon?

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Do NOT order Bonne Maman from Amazon. I ordered a three jar pack of red currant jelly (I can’t get it locally and I love it) and one came open and covered the other two in jelly. Amazon did not accept a return or exchange. Then they deleted my bad review.

Annual interest alone could exceed $1.2 billion, Bloomberg reported on Monday. In contrast, pre-Musk, the company paid somewhere around $100 million in annual interest.

“Michael, first you trap me in the body of a car and then you trap me inside a wall? If it wasn’t for the three laws of robotics, I would totally collapse on you right now.”

The car was just trying to help the driver stay warm in January.

You really could have stopped there.

It won’t shut them up. It won’t change a thing. They’ve already come up with excuses for why the video is staged or fake or whatever. There was no point in releasing the video. It didn’t matter.

Yeah, I’m not getting it. That’s probably giving those people what they wanted anyway.

I’m just surprised Trump didn’t ask if he could watch and if he could bring popcorn.

Can you really call people who harass her like this fans?

It could have been worse. She could have quoted the Buddha.

They’ll run out of places to hide him and they’ll Lisa McPherson him rather than let him take the organization down.

To be fair, with her genes, she’s never not going to be beautiful. She’ll be stunning when she’s 90.

Yeah, I remember when my wife was pregnant and fell down and I did nothing about it.

and has the sex like a porn star 4 times a day

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