Isn’t the reason he now owns Twitter because of a tweet?

I just don’t understand it. He’s so funny-looking.

Nice kicks.

I hope all the slaves in Dubai appreciated her effort.

Surely Elon can control the courts like he controls Twitter, right? He’s a free speech absolutist, so obviously he would ban the judge and prosecuting attorneys and possibly the jury as well.

Tucker is why we can’t have nice things.

“I would never do such a thing,” says the former convicted coke dealer.

Yeah, but those Trump steaks were real quality.

Look, he just likes beer, okay? *sob*

If Velma doesn’t lose her glasses at least once per episode, what’s the point?

“He was not a diver,” Musk said.

Oh, well if Elon is touting it- when has he ever been wrong about anything, especially recently?

Some More News on YouTube did a two part deep dive into every single way that Elon has screwed up Twitter and fucked over its employees. It was nothing unexpected, but my god is he, as Cody puts it, a dipshit.

That sucks, but at least they’re likely to get severance pay. Poor former Twitter employees can’t say the same. 

There is video coming. I can feel it.

Ok, I admit it. It was me.

The American experiment was fun while it lasted, but maybe it’s time to close up shop.

She collected money for a funeral under an alt. As far as I know, she hasn’t paid that money back. This is nonsense.

Remember, they had 222 Republican representatives to choose from to give seats to and they chose Santos and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

They don’t give a fuck. They really don’t.