I like him on Star Trek: Discovery. Don’t hurt me. :(

They both just got named to the House Oversight Committee, so we’re basically fucked.

I assume their next award goes to Roman Polanski.

He never actually wanted to save humanity. He has never even attempted to make a car affordable to the masses. It has always been about making as much money as possible.

I hear Spacey bribed the judge.

And the award for 2023's biggest rapist piece of shit who should fuck off and die goes to...

My father was 12 years older than my mother. I guess Jezebel wouldn’t approve of their 50+-year marriage.

“And I vow I’m not a Jew...”

It was two different men and the problem was clearly the ‘exactly’ part.

He’s just using the Biblical definition of women. I don’t see the issue.

Ew. I don’t want to think about Ben Shapiro and “Hold me, touch me.”

What’s the difference between Mumford & Sons and the Country Bear Jamboree?

It’s hilarious that the Daily Wire thought they could get their audience into a movie starring a woman.

Why are we supposed to care about Pete Davidson? I never asked for any Pete Davidson. I can live without a Pete Davidson.

He was probably okay with missing his mother’s funeral. Half of these people’s problem is that their parents didn’t love them enough.

Meanwhile, Mel is working on Jesus 2: Electric Boogaloo, presumably featuring all-new antisemitism!

Ikea has gone into plumbing as of late.

I doubt congress will go more than a couple of days before someone grandstands and challenges his speakership. And since it only takes one now...

I know reading is hard, but Tim Burchett is not a Democrat.

My favorite thing this week was a quote from McCarthy a couple of days ago. “Now we’ve learned how to govern.” NOW you’ve learned?