simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

I like him on Star Trek: Discovery. Don’t hurt me. :(

They both just got named to the House Oversight Committee, so we’re basically fucked.

I assume their next award goes to Roman Polanski.

He never actually wanted to save humanity. He has never even attempted to make a car affordable to the masses. It has always been about making as much money as possible.

I hear Spacey bribed the judge.

And the award for 2023's biggest rapist piece of shit who should fuck off and die goes to...

Yeah, but the ridiculous one is the one still on the air. I like it more to be honest, but I like ridiculous.

Maybe they’re all vampires. YOU DON’T KNOW!

There are two. There’s a live action emo one and a very funny animated one.

I’m not up to date on comic books. Isn’t Carrie Kelly in pretty far in the future when Batman is an old man?

My father was 12 years older than my mother. I guess Jezebel wouldn’t approve of their 50+-year marriage.


“And I vow I’m not a Jew...”

It was two different men and the problem was clearly the ‘exactly’ part.

YouTube has been streaming pretty big name movies ad-supported for a while. And if you have an adblocker, you get to watch them without those ads. It’s nice.

Womp-womp.

He’s just using the Biblical definition of women. I don’t see the issue.

Let me guess, Elon views them as competition.

171 sightings are unexplained

Ew. I don’t want to think about Ben Shapiro and “Hold me, touch me.”

What’s the difference between Mumford & Sons and the Country Bear Jamboree?