Of course he did. What a maroon.

Hahaha! Who voted for Trump as speaker?

There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell Walgreens would do it anyway. They’re the chain that allows pharmacists to refuse to prescribe birth control pills.

And yet I don’t remember a single journalist ever asking him. At least we could get a denial on record and maybe have the woman/women produce receipts like with Herschel Walker.

Is anyone else shocked that a guy who previously justified rape turned out to be a rapist?

Probably. People still go to see Louis CK.

I hate that I can’t listen to his old comedy records since they were so influential to my youth, but if I am not going to listen to him when he was in his prime, I’m sure as hell not going to listen to his old man rants.

“Ah, Mr. Santos. Once again we see there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away.”

Exactly. What happened? I mean I guess what happened is she just lied, but how did she get away with that level of lying?

Can you please name me the condom brand that’s 100% effective and never breaks or leaks?

Did New York elect a crypto-conservative? What the hell is going on?

Jeremy Clarkson? Racist? This Jeremy Clarkson? https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/nov/15/jeremy-clarkson-n-word-very-seriously-bbc-chief-tony-hall

Even if he did, he’d open the airlocks and kill everyone after a Twitter poll told him to.

That’s all well and good, but what about all the priests who hurt children and are still getting Vatican paychecks?

Really though, isn’t it better the obnoxious little twerp didn’t make it?

Wait, what? How was she fat? In what universe is that fat? I don’t even understand.

“If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.”

Ugh. The image to these old farts jerking it to headless cheerleader nudes is more than I needed to deal with today.

Where’s the card of him wearing an orange jumpsuit?

I remember when he would put on a goatee and be the Republican side. That was very amusing.