Did New York elect a crypto-conservative? What the hell is going on?

Jeremy Clarkson? Racist? This Jeremy Clarkson? https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/nov/15/jeremy-clarkson-n-word-very-seriously-bbc-chief-tony-hall

Even if he did, he’d open the airlocks and kill everyone after a Twitter poll told him to.

That’s all well and good, but what about all the priests who hurt children and are still getting Vatican paychecks?

Really though, isn’t it better the obnoxious little twerp didn’t make it?

Wait, what? How was she fat? In what universe is that fat? I don’t even understand.

“If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.”

Ugh. The image to these old farts jerking it to headless cheerleader nudes is more than I needed to deal with today.

Where’s the card of him wearing an orange jumpsuit?

I remember when he would put on a goatee and be the Republican side. That was very amusing.

Same with Indiana. It was giving taxpayers a refund because of a surplus. It isn’t stimulus.

Thank you for not making this a slide show.

I’m betting Taylor Swift can afford to rent a hangar for a significant amount of time at any airport she chooses.

I worked at a movie theater in the 90s. We washed our hands and we threw out popcorn that didn’t get sold by the end of the day. So yeah, the popcorn could get a little stale (it almost never did, we sold out of it constantly), but it’s not like you’re suggesting, or at least it wasn’t back then.

I know it’s a widescreen movie, but I prefer watching it in Normal View.

People actually scan QR codes?

Does he also do Bar Mitzvahs?

And let’s be honest, it’s probably Budweiser.

I’m sure there are plenty of legitimate reasons to get an 18 terabyte dr- okay, it’s porn. That’s what it’s for. Porn.

I’m sure there are plenty of legitimate reasons to get an 18 terabyte dr- okay, it’s porn. That’s what it’s for.…

I’m sorry, you didn’t state that headline in the form of a question.