Why do ghosts wear clothes? Did their clothes die too?

aka the only movie in Comedy Central’s library for about 3 years.

Could someone recommend some games like this my mother could play with my 10-year-old daughter? Draw Something is ok, but it’s gotten a bit old and they could use some fresh games to play.

If you don’t want to spend $200, check your local library. Many of them now feature 3D printers as one of their services. Our local library in our mid-size town does.

If you don’t want to spend $200, check your local library. Many of them now feature 3D printers as one of their…

As far as I know I’ve been white my whole life and I don’t remember any racist words ‘slipping out.’ Maybe there’s something wrong with me. Now I’m wondering if I’ll lose my whiteness credibility.

Nope. Not paying for one more streaming service. I don’t care how innovative it is.

Oddly, it smells like pine.

I had one of these and it was also a calculator for some reason.

Is that how he feels about Kathy Griffin?

Hello Kitty has no mouth.

Everything after ‘fool’ was unnecessary in the headline.

I get it. You never know when a mathematics student is going to strike.

I get it. You never know when those real estate agents are going to cause trouble.

I want a Twitter bot that responds to every Mike Huckabee tweet with STOP HURTING PEOPLE.

He’s running to represent Bloomington. It’s already deep blue (surrounded by red), so he’s not really going to change anything.

It’s the zydeco. You can’t be unhappy while listening to zydeco.

Looking forward to seeing which top-level cabinet position is offered to Steve Doocy.

It’s okay, he was lying for Jesus.

The excuse, if you can call it that, is that these are the only sort of Democrats that can get elected in red states. It’s like asking why Indiana’s Joe Donnelly is pro-life. Because Indiana would never elect a pro-choice senator.

And be sure and teach the police Shaq-Fu.