That’s why I stick to hounds.

Aww. Thank you! Just for that, I won’t release the hounds.

I just assume I’ll never get out of the greys.

Where’s the card of him wearing an orange jumpsuit?

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-believe-in-free-speech-so-long-as-i-get-to-change-what-free-speech-means-to-whatever-i-want

Hmm... Pay $8 a month and see half the ads or use a free adblocker and see no ads...

That’s the way to court the youth vote!

He has a trans daughter who hates him. No wonder when he makes “jokes” like saying his pronouns are prosecute/Fauci.

You love to see it!

Ambush Bug. It would have everyone from Justice League except they all get blown up accidentally.

Mispost

I remember when he would put on a goatee and be the Republican side. That was very amusing.

Ok, now how do his genes make my dog poop in the living room if we don’t block it off to him?

Todd Rokita is distracting from the terrible press he’s getting for harassing a doctor who performed a legal abortion on a raped 10-year-old. 

Yeah, a 40-hour work week? Who does this guy think he is? You’ll definitely regret not having devoted more hours to making someone else money when you die.

Picture this guy trying to run a Martian colony.

Oh I’ve been chatting away. Here’s my favorite interaction:

I hear that Musk has tweeted that hardcore employees will vacuum their own floors and clean their own toilets before retiring to their Twitter bedroom.

At this point, I just don’t pay the over $20 to see a visually exciting but probably pretty stupid movie when I can stream it on my large TV a couple months later in quality good enough that it might as well be in a theater.

If the judge doesn’t open the trial with, “ladies and gentlemen of the jury, welcome to the jungle,” I don’t want to live in America anymore.