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C. Montgomery Burner
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Why is he trying to compete with Parler and TruthSocial when no one is using those anyway? He clearly doesn’t actually care about free speech because he is banning people all the time. 

I’m surprised Elon didn’t decide to tweet something in favor of the massacre in his never-ending quest for edginess.

Haha. Just got this off Wikipedia:

So basically, he can’t not be an asshole.

“Let me take out your appendix.”

So basically we’re at the “fuck astronomy” stage of commercial space exploitation.

I don’t understand how you can call a “coin” system you can found at any time and get anyone to buy a currency. What are they even spending it on? If I make MontyCoin, suddenly it’s a currency? That makes no sense to me.

Video conferencing while driving? What could possibly go wrong?

We got my daughter an Oculus Quest 2 for her birthday, which she really wanted. She played with it for maybe two weeks and got bored with it. She hasn’t touched it since. It’s not worth the hype. It really isn’t.

I have a nerve disorder that gives me severe face pain. I can’t wear a VR headset. What does Zuckerberg have planned for people like me? What about people with one eye? What about the blind? Apparently none of us belong in his Brave New World.

Same with Indiana. It was giving taxpayers a refund because of a surplus. It isn’t stimulus.

Why is no one doing anything about this clearly insane person?

The best Tarzan movie will always be Crocodile Dundee.

Mr. Wizard had a HERO robot. I think it was a HERO Jr. It definitely wasn’t a HERO 2000, but I thought it was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid.

Thank you for not making this a slide show.

You take that back! Alias might not have been the best show, but it was A show and that’s more credit than I’ll give some shows!

Unless there are explicit photos of the mountains of cocaine snorted that led to this cartoon, I refuse to believe anything in that documentary.

I’m betting Taylor Swift can afford to rent a hangar for a significant amount of time at any airport she chooses.

Hannity is right about the age thing. Biden is an elderly, decrepit 79, while Trump is a young and sprightly 76.

What, no “Marilyn! Your date’s here! And he’s ugly!”