Yeah, I thought that was a pretty good idea. I’ve had to scrape enough algae to know what a pain it is.

I worked at a movie theater in the 90s. We washed our hands and we threw out popcorn that didn’t get sold by the end of the day. So yeah, the popcorn could get a little stale (it almost never did, we sold out of it constantly), but it’s not like you’re suggesting, or at least it wasn’t back then.

I went to college in 1999. It was considerably cheaper by then.

I had a Newton in college. It was really useful for taking quick notes when going through textbooks and setting up a schedule. You couldn’t really use it in class, but it worked pretty well as an assistant.

I bought my daughter their 3D gaming system for her birthday. Do you think it’s called the Oculus Quest? I did. No, it’s the Meta Quest now. Puke.

That was surprisingly bad. I mean I didn’t expect it to be great, but that was so badly done...

This is what happened to him, is it?

Did you see the THING?

Anything to help Elon escape the dirty filth that is humanity (that isn’t wealthy) and live a life of (non-)luxury on Mars.

Mars has an atmosphere, albeit a thinner one than Earth’s, so there is still a medium for sound to propagate in.

They look ridiculous.

Aha. Mine has a gold star too. Guess I’m good. Thanks!

How can you tell? My license says it expires in 2025, but there’s no indication I can see that it’s Real ID. Am I missing something I should look for? Should I get a new license?

I know it’s a widescreen movie, but I prefer watching it in Normal View.

It’s called the 4Loko Plan and it’s the ultimate weight loss plan!

Someone like Elon Musk would never plan to do anything nefarious with this technology, right?

Is there something wrong with a rail car? Wouldn’t a rail car make more sense in a tunnel?

Sony already had a deal with Sony for its animated titles

An emoji? What a radical form of protest! Twitter is the ally activists truly need.

I’ve set my Siri voice to be a British man for years now. It makes me feel like I have a butler.