People actually scan QR codes?

Sounds like my grandmother.

So what you’re saying is that PayPal is now for drug deals.

Joe Flaherty’s Count Floyd is one of the funniest characters ever.

I want to see it get blowed up real good.

Does he also do Bar Mitzvahs?

And this is why most modern UFO claims are bullshit. Everyone has a camera in their pocket now. If something weird is in the sky, you film it.

I’m still a little unclear on NFTs. If I wanted to, say, sell my balls as the work of are they are, can I sell them as an NFT? I still get to keep my balls, so I think it’s worth it for even just a million dollars (which is much less than they’re worth).

Wynona?

I’m looking forward to the Bitcoin supermarket where I can pay twice as much for a gallon of milk today as I would have yesterday and a third less tomorrow.

Barnes and what now?

I can’t see myself letting my 10-year-old daughter use this. If she wants to dip her toes into the world of social media when she’s 13, that’s fine as long as I get to supervise. Right now, she can keep her online social group restricted to her school friends.

What do you want to bet Johnson calls Ton-That “one of the good ones?”

(That’s not a nicotine vape pen.)

I will never forget Yaphet Kotto on TV nation trying and failing to get a cab in Manhattan because he’s black.

Well that’s not really creepy or anything...

Sounds familiar.

I’m still surprised by laserdiscs.

Flying cars are fine. CRASHING flying cars are not fine. That’s kind of a huge problem even if we perfect the technology. Who wants to plummet to their death in a fender bender?