Dominion Vocl Systems has a nice ring to it...

Wow. Five chances. People are less lenient with two-year-olds.

Did you see that CPAC was going to have a guest discussing “cancel culture” and then found out he said a bunch of anti-semitic stuff, so they “cancelled” his appearance without any sense of irony?

My first digital camera did 640x480 images and it came free with a copy of Windows XP.

I ignore all recommendations on principle. Fuck the algorithm. I’m not letting a computer tell me what to watch. If I want to watch something, I’ll either search for it or get a recommendation from a HUMAN.

Maybe the service has improved, but I remember years ago when I had DirecTV, it didn’t even work in a mid-level rainstorm sometimes. I couldn’t even imagine how frustrating Starlink would be in any sort of inclement weather.

I’ll still be watching the non-commercial PBS stream, thanks.

Well that’s pretty neat, I would love to-

So you’re saying there’s an upside.

Are you sure I shouldn’t just lay off the mushrooms for a while?

You can have my trackball when you roll it from my cold, dead hands. Trackballs forever!

Aussie PM or Walter?

And yet people still peg the state of the economy to the stock market...

I miss my Walkman too. My first album was a cassette dub of The Beastie Boys’ Licence to Ill from a friend. My first real album was when I bought a cassette of Weird Al’s Even Worse with my allowance. I wore out both tapes. Ah, the 80s...

Good thing he wasn’t a crackhead once or anything because this is the sort of thing that drives a man to drugs.

a connected coffee maker.

I can see why Trump lovers use Telegram. It is clearly on the up-and-up and not in any way something to be used by criminals. I’m sure there’s also a total lack of child porn.

And let’s be honest, it’s probably Budweiser.

Eh. DuckDuckGo is just as good. Better in that it’s anonymous.

many people are understandably uncomfortable with the idea that tech companies have the power to ban elected leaders.