“Alexa, play the Queen’s Christmas Day message, but without the bleak hopelessness and ennui.”

A certain proportion of the samples will also be on public display

When it gets up to $10, I’m dropping it.

TIL people don’t know how to use their microwaves.

I’m going to have to do a very extensive investigation of PornHub now that I’ve read this. Very extensive.

The new tech mantra seems to be: If it ain’t broke, keep fixing it. Fix it forever. Fix it until there’s nothing of it left.

And not one second of actual educational material in the entire streaming package.

If one of us had uploaded a video like that to YouTube, the ban would have been for a hell of a lot longer than a week.

Paleo Indians had big stacks of 45s but only an LP phonograph. They had to invent that thing.

Oh, that’s where I left it!

I was a member of the YouTube partner program before they cut off all of us small-timers. In the 8 or 9 years I was on it, I reached the $100 threshold for getting paid one time. So yeah, this was not going to be making anyone much money except YouTube anyway.

Where does “maga2020!” rank?

Really? Come on, guys. This isn’t rocket science.

Oh well.

Just wait until we see what Trump will say when he knows it will disappear in 24 hours.

If the price point were lower, I would buy one of these as a Christmas present for my daughter, who is both a big Nintendo fan, like most 10-year-olds, but also an avid retro gamer. But $50? She can stick with her Raspberry Pi until it gets to MAYBE $30.

And it only took several decades and trillions of dollars!

The ghost of Ronald Reagan just got a more massive erection than he had during the entire eight years in the White House with Nancy.

Now, thanks to the magic of the internet, Tower Records is back. Are they bringing back the stores, you ask? Will I be able to pick up a zine and a copy of Unknown Pleasures? Nope. The new Tower Records is basically a website dedicated to vinyl and CDs, and the new CEO, Danny Zeijdel, sees it as a way for the…