I agree with T.W.C. Stoneham.

I remember that. All of us together, drawn inexplicably to the slobbering mouth of hell, and then suddenly, somehow, by some unknown force, rescued in the nick of time, like Moses and the Israelites.

Do I have to pick a side in this fight?

Culkin as a child was terrific in The Good Son.

People like this asshole are why I’m under quarantine right now. So fuck you very much, Elon.

Bah. It’s not an Easy Bake Oven unless you can make the world’s tiniest and most pointless cake, cooked by a light bulb.

I’m just so torn on this because I believe both Trump and TikTok are making great contributions towards the downfall of civilization.

I’m sorry, you didn’t state that headline in the form of a question.

Thanks. I’m honestly not worried though.

My wife just tested positive. If this is my last post, go fuck yourself Trump.

$200 for a full PC... We’re a few years away from PCs that come in 6-packs.

I didn’t realize “pure democracy” involved spending over $200 million to help swing a vote.

Whereas I always wonder if he does the fandango.

Meanwhile, Atlas does an interview with Russia Today...

And yet euthanasia remains illegal...

HOW DARE ANYONE JOKE ABOUT ANYTHING!

The few who survive...

The White House is seeking to outlaw the app, which is owned by the China-based company Bytedance, out of concern that it’s secretly siphoning U.S. user data to Beijing.

Why do ghosts wear clothes? Did their clothes die too?

You monster.