Someone call a plumber, America is leaking.

This is the new normal in Trump’s America.

There are lots of reasons Quibi deserved to die, but the biggest one for me is the fact that they pronounced it kwibby and not chee-bee.

I’d like one of these, but for a computer.

I have it and love it.

Exactly. That’s why I use it. They’re basically saying, “if you don’t have a phone, fuck you.”

I just tried that. Still no widget. Oh well.

The widget is not showing up on my phone. What am I doing wrong?

Sure, not in Trump’s first term...

I can’t imagine white the reason would be...

There’s a Dremel bit for this.

Just go ahead and kill me 2020. Why are you taking so long? This just isn’t right.

YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MOM!

It’s not just Spock, it’s a Spock sock!

What are you talking about? I would totally dress my baby up as the Pope.

So does that mean 18 members of congress agree that Donald Trump is secretly fighting a satanic cabal of child kidnappers who harvest adrenachrome from the brains of their victims?

I’m betting a significant chunk of those are bots.

The best smartwatch for most people is no smartwatch.

aka the only movie in Comedy Central’s library for about 3 years.