Okay. I’ll give my equivalent there. Considering my net worth, it’s probably about $5... which is $95 less than I give to the NAACP every month.

How about a significant percentage of his net worth? How about even 1%? I mean if he really cares about this, isn’t it worth it?

Sure. How do I do that?

That’s 0.3% of his net worth. I’m willing to put up my 0.3% too.

$300 million from someone of Zuckerberg’s wealth is a “least I can do” sort of gesture.

Facebook doing something right for the wrong reasons. Start with banning news on Facebook from Australia, move on to making it global. We’d have fewer problems.

Now the dead are back on Twitter? I know the 2020 apocalypse is boring, but come on, at least make the zombies shamble after people!

I thought this was Buzzfeed for a minute.

Nice to see Hugh Jackman enjoying his retirement.

Okay, 2020. You’ve thrown a lot of bad stuff at me, but showing me the angry, sweary side of Jim Gaffigan is scary.

What?

I do think people should be going to the movies. If they can go to a house party with 700 people without masks on, they can put on a mask and go to a movie and maybe get their rocks off in a more productive way.

A lot of their voters think, “I’m gonna be rich someday.” Just as soon as that lottery ticket pays off or that business idea works out.

You don’t need to do cocaine when you’re a natural cokehead.

I have a Das Keyboard without keycap labels because I’m so 1337.

I would like a copy of the first 24 hours of MTV complete with commercials.

There’s someone putting “broadcast editions” of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on YouTube complete with 90s commercials. It’s fun.

“What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?”

Agents from the U.S. Postal Inspection Service, which investigates crimes like wire and mail fraud, performed the arrest, according to several reports.

What could possibly go wrong?