simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

The headline works both ways. Bigfoot is SUCH a racist.

I honestly don’t see the problem with that. I think it’s a great idea for someone who just wants a little private nook in a home that doesn’t have room for an office. I’m surprised such a thing isn’t more common already.

That D&D game was pretty innovative for the time. Far better than a lot of the Tiger handhelds that came after it.

Factory reset time?

The first time I see someone watching a movie on a Surface Duo with it sprawled across both screens and the big gap in the middle, I’m going to start stabbing.

Instead, we lose.

Could someone recommend some games like this my mother could play with my 10-year-old daughter? Draw Something is ok, but it’s gotten a bit old and they could use some fresh games to play.

How about the words ‘antitrust’ and ‘union?’

The problem is you find a god in every golden cloister.

I still don’t know why anyone wants a foldable phone... other than to show off their folding phone to other people that is.

Fix the headline. It wasn’t even a car they were looking for, it was a MOTORCYCLE. This is absolutely inexcusable.

Great. Now even our pets are subscription-based.

I’m starting to think this cryptocurrency thing may not be the most trustworthy of schemes.

Well if they’ve been keeping aliens secret, they sure haven’t let Trump in on it. He would have blabbed about it years ago at one of his rallies and complained that they were coming to this country illegally.

Woo! U.S.A. #1!

Best game ever. And I’ll fight anyone who suggests otherwise. Unless they suggest Joust. That is also the best game ever.

A dish what now? You’ll have to stop using those highfalutin words around a retarded like me if you expect me to understand what it is you’re talking about.

Well I’d ask you to explain it to me, but I’m sure my poor retarded little brain couldn’t handle one of your detailed explanations.

Sure. Just like how in my retarded brain, people sue restaurants when they eat there and get sick.

So can I sue Cinemark if I go to their movie theatre and get COVID or is this just one of those one way sort of lawsuits?