It annoys me that Quibi is pronounce Kwibby and not Chee-bee. It will always be Chee-bee to me.

As far as I know I’ve been white my whole life and I don’t remember any racist words ‘slipping out.’ Maybe there’s something wrong with me. Now I’m wondering if I’ll lose my whiteness credibility.

You don’t understand how autism works, do you?

He wants to use Facebook.

Facebook is the primary way I communicate with my autistic brother, so I think I’ll keep it thanks.

There’s a fun Australian documentary on Cane Toads that came out in the 80s.

Maybe I’m alone here, but it annoys me that it’s pronounced “kwibbee” and not “chee-bee.”

My 10-year-old daughter just got a Chromebook... 10 is old enough to blast hellbeasts into a bloody mist, right?

Looking forward to being run over by a giant remote-controlled death ball at the anti-Trump protests in 20201.

Sure glad I keep my worthless fiat money in a bank where it’s insured against robbery.

So the reason for LiDAR on my phone is AR games?

Good to know Ted is someone we can turn to in a crisis like a pandemic for guidance and leadership.

It’s okay. He’s making ventilators. Well, CPAP machines but that’s almost a ventilator, right?

13-year-old me would be very useful if aliens came down and demanded summaries of Star Trek novels. 42-year-old me barely remembers the titles. So to the time machine!

Nope. Not paying for one more streaming service. I don’t care how innovative it is.

This makes me proud to be an American. #1 again.

I just want to know when Polidori decided to write Varney the Vampire and why he didn’t decide to write Cyrus the Cyberman instead.

People gullible enough to have gotten a Samsung foldable phone: Tech reviewers.

Movies haven’t been the same since the end of the hand-cranked projector!

I only want to be spied on by American companies, which is why I have an iPhone.