It’s a real shame. I loved the Dr. Dolittle books as a child. I wish someone would just make a regular adaptation.

Oddly, it smells like pine.

Regular old Morningstar Farms veggie sausage patties already taste like regular sausage patties. It’s mostly about the spices.

Just wait until a couple of episodes from now when it turns out that Baby Yoda is a huge piece of shit.

Disney+ does not work on Vizio TVs. Not even through Chromecast. They say it won’t be available until 2020.

This is like 3D TVs all over again. None of these companies are stopping to ask “does anyone want a bendable screen phone?” 

I don’t understand why working between two screens on a portable device is such a challenge. Isn’t it just like having dual monitors on a desktop?

Looking forward to finding out exactly which Holocaust denier will be the headlining speaker.

WELL I WASN’T PLANNING ON SLEEPING TONIGHT ANYWAY!

I kept reading ‘Dark Amy.’

The price point would be fine if there were a compelling reason to pay for it, but the offerings they have are pretty lackluster. 

I just recently saw a documentary on hyenas that showed them actively hunting small prey, so Kricher is wrong on that point.

but not the macOS version

Google makes $13 million every time Sundar Pichai blinks.

We could have done both if the will had been there.

That made me sad. So much optimism wasted.

No it isn’t. I’m there now.

How many of those three quarters of a million The_Donald users are bots and dead accounts?

we will not stand silent as they destroy the barriers of horror we still have for evil.

How did dinosaurs run? Hilariously.