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C. Montgomery Burner
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He looks like Buddy Lee.

I can accept an immortal time traveling alien with two hearts that lives in a magic box but not if she’s female!

I had one of these and it was also a calculator for some reason.

It’s great until the hinge weakens. 

And like all other Democratic legislation these days, it will get ignored by the GOP majority and go nowhere.

Looks like my driveway.

In the video, a person hits the display with a rubber mallet, which is honestly a lame way to show off how durable something is

But does The Night Begin to Shine?

My daughter and I drive my wife crazy singing the waffles song every morning as I heat up my Eggos.

PureFlix is the Christian production company that made the God’s Not Dead movies. Stay far away, Thailand!

But to understand why the Rocky Mountain Biological Lab is so special, you have to see it.

In the brave new post-neutrality internet, will we have to pay extra to watch Ajit Pai’s comedy videos?

“Unwanted courtship?” He forcibly grabs the cat and holds her down or traps her in a hug and she has to struggle to escape. That’s attempted rape.

But it will totally replace fiat currency any day now. Any day now...

Terrorizing a child who was the victim of terrorism. That’ll learn ‘im!

Is that how he feels about Kathy Griffin?

The true crime of Once Upon a Time is that there will likely never be a Fables TV series.

Okay then.