Hello Kitty has no mouth.

...so you provide it for all of us to watch?

Why is it called an anteater when it eats termites?

Oh that’s weird to hear that voice in that commercial...

Everything after ‘fool’ was unnecessary in the headline.

I get it. You never know when a mathematics student is going to strike.

I get it. You never know when those real estate agents are going to cause trouble.

I want a Twitter bot that responds to every Mike Huckabee tweet with STOP HURTING PEOPLE.

He’s running to represent Bloomington. It’s already deep blue (surrounded by red), so he’s not really going to change anything.

Robbie was based on alien (Krell) technology but he was built by Morbius.

It’s the zydeco. You can’t be unhappy while listening to zydeco.

I know just enough French to find it funny.

There’s not one member of this administration who isn’t corrupt.

...or you could just be healthy.

It’s almost like just adding the word ‘blockchain’ to your business model isn’t enough.

Looking forward to seeing which top-level cabinet position is offered to Steve Doocy.

It’s okay, he was lying for Jesus.

I find your lack of tea... disturbing.

John McAfee screams, jumps through a window and runs away yelling, “hackproof! McAfee rules!”

The excuse, if you can call it that, is that these are the only sort of Democrats that can get elected in red states. It’s like asking why Indiana’s Joe Donnelly is pro-life. Because Indiana would never elect a pro-choice senator.