Orchids are also mycoheterotrophic. I don’t know if they’re closely related or this is a case of covergent evolution, but I expected it to be an orchid when I saw the photo.

Andy never carried a gun.

It probably will turn people off, but the people it will turn off were never going to vote for her anyway. In fact, the idea of voting for a woman would probably be abhorrent to them. So fuck them.

You can have my PS4 when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

He said he has the best memory.

Antifa are fascists and nazis are good people on their side. Up is down, black is white.

This would have been much funnier if it had just been two pages of “bzzzzzz bzz bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzz bzzz bzzzzzz.”

Why is he so against immigration when he came here from the North Pole?

And yet you seem to think I care about your opinion of me. Odd.

The real monster is people who don’t know that Frankenstein is the doctor.

The DeNiro movie was a lot closer to the book

I literally said it was small compensation. You’re a cheap-ass when it comes to reading too.

Spotify is free with ads. You can listen to it all you want as long as you listen to the occasional ad.

That doesn’t look extremely distracting or anything.

That’s it, I’m gonna start my own website! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the website!

I hope Trump gets painful rectal cancer (just kidding, of course)!

Yes, that’s what I said. I said I was Jesus. I’m so glad you don’t go in for hyperbole, cheap-ass.

I do enjoy paying because I know my money is going to give the artists (admittedly small) compensation, whereas you are a cheap-ass who doesn’t care about compensating those who entertain you as if you deserve it.

Because you’re a cheap-ass.

Time enjoyed is never time wasted.