What I love is that the very same people who say they need to arm themselves to overthrow a tyrannical government also say that the military wouldn’t dare fire a shot at American citizens. Then I guess you don’t need those guns, do you?

You couldn’t survive in Australia without a natural immunity against arachnophobia.

By ‘invisible hand of the free market’ do they mean ‘visible hand of the state legislature?’

Alex is my favorite Baldwin brother.

Trump puts the FUN in funeral!

I’m glad they specify it’s a phone for humans. I’m never making the mistake of buying a phone for gorillas again.

and really forming the vision.

What happened to the free market they love so much?

I guess I didn’t miss much.

Emergency! Everybody to get from street!

A principal in D.C. felt the Juul problem was becoming so bad that he took doors off the bathroom stalls.

And, of course, there’s never been a teenager resourceful or crafty enough to have the ability to get a gun away from one of these armed teachers.

It ends after the ‘hold down A’ part, right? Either that or it freezes up there for me.

That’s a lot of padding.

Confederate heritage preservationists

My family had an Outback after years of Hondas and the switched back to Hondas after the Outback got too old. So yeah, we would have definitely stayed with Honda had they marketed this car in the U.S.

According to The Secret, shouldn’t Oprah just want to be president really, really hard and then it will happen?

I don’t know what that means, but I’m going to assume it’s a man sitting at a table that’s been glued to the side of a cliff.

Broward Police Benevolent Association Vice President Ron Skirvin was on hand to hand out flowers to the returning students.

No.