Antifa are fascists and nazis are good people on their side. Up is down, black is white.

Why is he so against immigration when he came here from the North Pole?

That’s it, I’m gonna start my own website! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the website!

I hope Trump gets painful rectal cancer (just kidding, of course)!

Time enjoyed is never time wasted.

What I love is that the very same people who say they need to arm themselves to overthrow a tyrannical government also say that the military wouldn’t dare fire a shot at American citizens. Then I guess you don’t need those guns, do you?

You couldn’t survive in Australia without a natural immunity against arachnophobia.

By ‘invisible hand of the free market’ do they mean ‘visible hand of the state legislature?’

Alex is my favorite Baldwin brother.

Trump puts the FUN in funeral!

I’m glad they specify it’s a phone for humans. I’m never making the mistake of buying a phone for gorillas again.

and really forming the vision.

What happened to the free market they love so much?

I guess I didn’t miss much.

Emergency! Everybody to get from street!

A principal in D.C. felt the Juul problem was becoming so bad that he took doors off the bathroom stalls.

And, of course, there’s never been a teenager resourceful or crafty enough to have the ability to get a gun away from one of these armed teachers.

It ends after the ‘hold down A’ part, right? Either that or it freezes up there for me.

That’s a lot of padding.

Confederate heritage preservationists