My family had an Outback after years of Hondas and the switched back to Hondas after the Outback got too old. So yeah, we would have definitely stayed with Honda had they marketed this car in the U.S.

According to The Secret, shouldn’t Oprah just want to be president really, really hard and then it will happen?

I don’t know what that means, but I’m going to assume it’s a man sitting at a table that’s been glued to the side of a cliff.

Broward Police Benevolent Association Vice President Ron Skirvin was on hand to hand out flowers to the returning students.

No.

I have no love for him, but I have to say... He had a very short-lived MSNBC talk show and I only saw one episode, but it was terrific. He brought in Kier Dullea and Gary Lockwood and spend the entire episode talking about 2001: A Space Odyssey.

I thought they were only aware of one and ignored the fact that it was called the second.

Why do these so-called flag-lovers always violate the flag code?

Irrational hatred of Seacrest justified.

Grant Shaud? So Miles returns even though he left the show?

Mr. Trump told him that he was writing it a six-figure check, which Mr. Graham told him to send to Mr. Perkins’s church. Both men were moved by his impulsive kindness, and a bond was formed.

Funny how his ‘I can’t hear yous’ and ‘I’m not getting anythings’ happen during the interviewer’s pauses.

Come on, how can you hate Ash being beaten up by phantom drumsticks?

This is like making a line cook the CEO of Denny’s.

It needs to be architected.

And nothing of value was lost.

I’m glad we have someone architecting North Korea.

How did Darkman speak so clearly when he had no lips?

It’s a bad day when I long for the eloquence of George W. Bush.

Don’t forget Ft. Hood.