simulacrum001
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simulacrum001

Ah yes, the loan of the salad spinner. A well-known courtship ritual.

Sea levels are rising at faster rates because of melting ice sheets, the AP reports.

I thought they all bitched about it.

I assume he’ll complain about people copying the movie.

From the Indian’s perspective, we’re all immigrants, man...

This takes me back to the days of Reagan and Government Cheese.

Something tells me Don Jr. has been around a lot of suspicious white powder over the years.

I’m just surprised they didn’t go with Larry Bird.

I’d never date a red panda you sicko.

pandas do not like to have sex

Why... does he have the Electronic Arts logo tattooed on his neck?

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In that speech, Barletta referred to undocumented immigrants as “murderers, rapists, thieves, and terrorists.”

A factory worker in Kiev reportedly died in 1997 after falling into a vat of coconut oil and drowning.

I wonder if ICE is willing to sink low enough to start raiding churches.

There is a really good documentary called Red Chapel about a couple of Danish-Koreans and the director going to North Korea to perform a comedy sketch. The government officials slowly alter the sketch over time until it becomes wholly propaganda.

what

You literally did the same thing.

See above, re nonsense.

You monster.

Vague nonsense like using ‘the left’ as if there’s some sort of hive mind?