If you don’t like smog, you’re a traitor.

I refuse to acknowledge poor sources, yes. What’s next, Breitbart?

I keep hearing that shopping malls are dead, and that may be true in larger cities, but in smaller midwestern towns where there’s not much else to do in the winter, the malls are packed.

‘Hit with a vase’ is the new ‘ran into a door.’

“I want people to feel uncomfortable,” Paul said late Thursday, according to The New York Times.

I remember Adam West being pissed about that too. He was stuck doing auto shows in the Batman suit at the time and expected to do the movie. Not the best point in his life.

That wig tho...

Two assholes came together and made something great.

I can’t decide if I want to take the 15:17 to Paris or the 3:10 to Yuma.

I say, Action Man, do attack the enemy. There’s a good chap.

I felt like, it was like a call to duty.

Wow! The K Chronicles! That’s a blast from the past! I remember reading his stuff in alternative newspapers back in the 90s! Good to see he’s still out there.

Maybe you should try meditation.

Why is checking tickets (not everyone gets checked, this is my point) any less feasible in New York than it is in Los Angeles?

Why do you give a shit?

Many city metro systems operate without turnstiles entirely. Transit cops will randomly check people for tickets on platforms or trains and if you don’t have yours, you get fined. L.A. has worked this way for years and done just fine and it was similar when I went to Denver recently.

It has to be if you don’t want those laws easily overturned in the future.

A constitutional amendment has to be approved by referendum.

Broke her neck doing gymnastics. She was way too young for tumbling but Nanny let her do it anyway.

It was the kid who had seen Dr. Claw’s face in my school.