simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

I remember Adam West being pissed about that too. He was stuck doing auto shows in the Batman suit at the time and expected to do the movie. Not the best point in his life.

I’d like to see SWA deliver a package to a remote Appalachian house miles off a paved road. You know who will do that? USPS. And they’ll do it with a smile.

That wig tho...

Two assholes came together and made something great.

I can’t decide if I want to take the 15:17 to Paris or the 3:10 to Yuma.

I say, Action Man, do attack the enemy. There’s a good chap.

If the principal isn’t your pal, how are you going to remember to spell it?

I felt like, it was like a call to duty.

The problem with panspermia/lithospermia theories is it just kicks the origin of life back a notch. You still have to explain where and how life originated, which still happened through physical processes.

Wow! The K Chronicles! That’s a blast from the past! I remember reading his stuff in alternative newspapers back in the 90s! Good to see he’s still out there.

Why are these idiots sending classified information over fucking gmail? Is it classified except for Google’s algorithms?

Maybe you should try meditation.

Why is checking tickets (not everyone gets checked, this is my point) any less feasible in New York than it is in Los Angeles?

Why do you give a shit?

Many city metro systems operate without turnstiles entirely. Transit cops will randomly check people for tickets on platforms or trains and if you don’t have yours, you get fined. L.A. has worked this way for years and done just fine and it was similar when I went to Denver recently.

Reminds me of this classic...

It has to be if you don’t want those laws easily overturned in the future.

A constitutional amendment has to be approved by referendum.