There is no such thing as too far when it comes to scientific discovery.

Han needs to stop smoking those cigars.

See above, re my suggestion of putting a plastic bag over your head if it’s so safe.

Wasn’t it Snake River Canyon?

Dan Scavino writes much better tweets than his boss and it all works out because they use the same account.

Clearly the work of the round Earth conspiracy.

“The idea that any scientist, biohacker or not, has created a cure for a disease with no testing and no data is more ridiculous than believing jet fuel melts steel beams,” he told me after watching the event’s livestream.

He always looks like he needs a shower. Always.

It’s a true derp face.

She could achieve the same ends much more easily with a plastic bag over her head.

But who will pay for her botox?

We want to believe Carter Page, because he is such a weak, tragic figure dipshit in a miserable tale of betrayal and deceit.

A civilized nation would have thrown him out with torches and pitchforks for saying something like that.

They slap the warnings on the sides of buildings. Great, I’m standing next to something that might give me cancer. What the fuck am I supposed to do about it?

On the other hand, you could use a heavy launcher like this to send a fleet of robots to Mars. And ones bigger and more sophisticated than Curiosity.

Sure, but I don’t see other brands of smartwatches at all. You’d think some of them would use something else.

I hate to tell you this, Germain, but that theme music is a slightly altered and sped-up version of the Dam Busters theme. Maybe it was an bit of an in-joke.

I’ve heard of having triplets, but this is ridiculous.

He’ll always be Cereal Killer to me.

Shouldn’t that human centipede chain extend to Putin?