simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

I do not enjoy any sort of rodent. Their jet black eyes creep me out.

I am also American. Yankee baseball apple pie Cadillac.

Kurzon!

You don’t really like corn.

If there’s one thing I know about anti-vaxxers, it’s that they can be persuaded that their batshittery is batshit.

I keep saying that their argument boils down to: The FBI illegally spied on Carter Page committing treason.

she clearly has no idea what “sojourn” means.

Dear god the shit this man has had to explain why he didn’t put into the film. It’s already butt-numbingly long. It’s a movie, not a miniseries.

My daughter was absolutely convinced she would get Groundhog Day off from school. It was hard getting her on the bus this morning.

Take your star and get out.

That’s nothing. I aced my eye exam. That proves I’m smart.

I remember seeing breasts on Masterpiece Theatre as a kid in the 80s

God I hate that smug douchebag. He’s such an idiot. He also argued that there couldn’t be a pee tape because Trump would need the bed to sleep in. You know, because there’s only one bed in all of Russia.

Does it change Jennifers a third of the way through?

But they have named schools after Jefferson Davis, so...

That doesn’t mean it’s right for Google to make money putting ads in front of your video and not compensating you for it. As I have said to many other people who don’t seem to get it, this is not about earning a living, it’s about fair compensation.

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Because... they won’t be fairly compensated. I’m not sure why that doesn’t make sense to you, but based on your other response to me, I can dismiss you outright as just a troll.

I realize it’s anecdotal, but I have the misfortune of having to spend a lot of time as a patient and I see so many Apple watches on doctors and staff.

Birds are dumb.

I care about people being fairly compensated when Google makes money off of their work. That’s what I care about.