You don’t really like corn.

I keep saying that their argument boils down to: The FBI illegally spied on Carter Page committing treason.

she clearly has no idea what “sojourn” means.

Take your star and get out.

That’s nothing. I aced my eye exam. That proves I’m smart.

I remember seeing breasts on Masterpiece Theatre as a kid in the 80s

God I hate that smug douchebag. He’s such an idiot. He also argued that there couldn’t be a pee tape because Trump would need the bed to sleep in. You know, because there’s only one bed in all of Russia.

But they have named schools after Jefferson Davis, so...

I hate to say it, but he probably sleeps with himself just fine. If he has any regrets, it’s that he got caught. The man clearly has no capacity for shame.

Because we live in a world where everything apparently has two sides and both sides always need to be given equal weight no matter how obviously ridiculous these two so-called sides are.

I don’t know if Paul Ryan is a racist, but he’s doing this because he’s a true believe in Ayn Randian bullshit about people being poor because they deserve it for not pulling themselves up by their bootstraps and becoming rugged individualist capitalist gods.

Only because it’s hard to punch the coffee drinkers what with them shaking around like that.

I can confirm this.

If we pretend slavery never happened, maybe those uppity negroes will stop complaining so much!

Sitting too close to the TV.

Jesus wasn’t rich. Trump is rich. Proof.

I’M A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN WASHINGTON PLUS LINCOLN! FUCK YOU BITCHES! I’M MORE JESUS THAN JESUS!

I’m pretty sure Trump ran within the two party system. Last I checked, he didn’t win running third party.

How might that happen?

And as I say to everyone who votes for politicians who have no chance of winning the presidency, good luck with that.