Again, how does voting for a third party that is guaranteed not to win help people?

fuck you and your facts

Because choosing a third option really helps those people, right?

They don’t seem to understand that if you vote for the lesser of two evils, the net effect is less evil. Don’t you want less evil?

I still remember people claiming Bitcoin would replace all “fiat” currencies. I’d love to know how you can sustainably sell groceries with a currency that changes value massively on an hourly basis.

How dare people watch TV!

Oh, well, as long as you read them...

As far as I know, there was no pre-SOTU memo about giving the cabinet the right to fire people who they don’t agree with politically. I also missed the memo on putting people captured on the battlefield in Syria into Gitmo.

And all the other years?

Yes I did. I assumed that would be obvious what with my calling it pathetic that so many people don’t.

Samson continues a tradition of asking the question: Is there a film so bad that Billy Zane won’t act in it?

I still think it shows a lack of civic engagement. Policies are announced.

Except it would still have the Mika and she’s awful too.

Let’s face it though, in a country of over 300 million people, it’s pretty pathetic every year.

BS is short for Barium Sulfate, a white crystalline solid that is odorless and insoluble in water.

Their argument has turned into: The FBI illegally spied on Carter Page committing treason.

The Daily Caller? Tucker Carlson’s rag? I have no reason to believe that.

The same way it works every date night.

Whoops. Misread.

How can anyone be against voting for “the lesser of two evils” after a year of Trump?