Hairspray works too. I, uh, heard...

I’m sorry... are you suggesting people ignore the person who has arguably the most powerful job in the world? Because that seems a little foolish.

It looks like he’s standing with a cardboard cutout of Trump.

I thought he died in Vietnam.

to a “local charity,”

Or maybe they shouldn’t have trusted Windows XP in the first place.

I wouldn’t necessarily put Christianity on the bright side.

A Chinese hoax may have been a factor in the Roman crisis.

Many ATMs still running Windows XP are more vulnerable than those running newer OSes like Windows 7

He’ll do just as well as last time.

We were a rule of law nation before President Trump, we’re going to be a rule of law nation after President Trump.

The rocket is the easy part when it comes to getting humans to Mars safely, let alone setting up a viable colony.

Really? I didn’t know that. I always wondered exactly how he did it. I thought it possibly involved photo referencing in some very detailed way, but the surveying equipment makes sense. I imagine he did the same for the famous wall falling down and he goes through the only window bit.

Jay-Z also said that it’s not just about having a job. If you have a bad job, you’re not going to be happy. If all that’s available is bad jobs, that’s what you have to take.

It always scans as ‘rain’ to me. So in my mind, he’s Rain Johnson.

I don’t know what to think about Solo because I don’t trust Lawrence Kasdan but I do trust Ron Howard.

The special effects in Sherlock Jr. when he walks into the movie screen and the scenery changes around him as he stands there still makes my jaw drop. The amazing care that must have went into filming that part. It would be easy today with CG, but they just had to shoot it then.

Barry Lyndon’s scenes were largely based on paintings of the era, so it’s not really a surprise that it is such a deliberately slow-moving film. It is definitely a difficult watch and I say that as someone who counts it as a favorite.

The movie The Comic, starring Dick Van Dyke and Mickey Rooney, had Van Dyke playing a sort of Keaton/Stan Laurel amalgam.

Us assholes voted for Hillary Clinton by 3 million votes.