simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

You can find this particular thing racist and not find everything racist.

So... Topix.

Despite Form Submission 1649 covfefe

Sorry about your face.

Wait, are you suggesting that some of the Twitter accounts following John Leguizamo aren’t fake? Like there are people out there who actually want to know what John Leguizamo has to say about anything ever?

That’s not their king, that’s Lord Kitchener.

So basically all men in Hollywood are awful. Good to know.

Morons from Outer Space isn’t even good as a miniature poster.

Then there’s the exciting British posters...

No, you had a right to be annoyed. That was gross.

Many of those were caught “in a net,”

Next you’ll be telling me that homophobes have secret gay desires.

White is an understatement. He’s almost transparent. He must use SPF 5000.

You’d think Stephen Miller would be okay with immigration what with his forehead emigrating up his scalp like that.

I didn’t think it was supposed to be a competition.

Non-non-non-heinous.

...right after the last DREAMer is deported.

Shouldn’t he be grateful that this woman brought this “troll” account to his attention and that it was deleted?

Shocked I am that Senator Don- Senator Manch- Senator Heitk- Senator C- Fuck it, I’m not shocked at all.

I went to a comedy club that made you do the lock bags and it sure slowed things to a crawl.