I actually feel sorry for Billy Bush. I mean it’s the same sort of sorry I feel for my dog when she pukes on the carpet, but still...

Why is she such a sourpuss? Sean Spicer wasn’t a sourpuss. The Mooch wasn’t a sourpuss. Stop being such a sourpuss.

Mild mannered?

I won’t argue which is better, but Fargo’s musical selections are also terrific (and, of course, nothing like the music in Black Lightning).

I’m a dove and fuck you, time to kick ass! Because that’s what us doves do.

Zemeckis, of course, needs no introduction.

There’s still some R&D needed for the whole landing-in-one-piece feature

Or just don’t buy Tide pods. Regular detergent still works.

Shouldn’t he have tried shooting up Fox in that case?

The millions of people whose children will continue to have health insurance are, indeed, grateful. But fuck them, right?

They turned Teela into Ram-Man?

Father! Father, I’m helping!

Dude. Nothing matters anymore.

I’m no expert on these things, but I’m pretty sure there are still people who are unemployed too.

That’s going to stop people from getting on airplanes and overstaying their visas is it?

So let’s say for the sake of argument the wall gets built. There will still be illegal immigrants, especially since they can come by airplane. Now let’s say one of them commits a murder. Are the Democrats still complicit? Is this like a forever thing?

My first car was a used 1984 LTD.

A Micronauts movie? Are they using the comic as a basis? Because that was one of the best sci-fi comics of the 80s.

Stormy Daniels says sex with Trump is like fucking Jell-O.

There’s nothing inherently wrong with using chickens or cowrie shells for trade either. You can trade anything. The volatility of Bitcoin makes it impossible to use as a regular form of currency. You can’t price milk in Bitcoin if it’s changed its value by 10% overnight.