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The special effects in Sherlock Jr. when he walks into the movie screen and the scenery changes around him as he stands there still makes my jaw drop. The amazing care that must have went into filming that part. It would be easy today with CG, but they just had to shoot it then.

Barry Lyndon’s scenes were largely based on paintings of the era, so it’s not really a surprise that it is such a deliberately slow-moving film. It is definitely a difficult watch and I say that as someone who counts it as a favorite.

The movie The Comic, starring Dick Van Dyke and Mickey Rooney, had Van Dyke playing a sort of Keaton/Stan Laurel amalgam.

Despite Form Submission 1649 covfefe

Sorry about your face.

So basically all men in Hollywood are awful. Good to know.

No, you had a right to be annoyed. That was gross.

White is an understatement. He’s almost transparent. He must use SPF 5000.

You’d think Stephen Miller would be okay with immigration what with his forehead emigrating up his scalp like that.

...right after the last DREAMer is deported.

Shocked I am that Senator Don- Senator Manch- Senator Heitk- Senator C- Fuck it, I’m not shocked at all.

I went to a comedy club that made you do the lock bags and it sure slowed things to a crawl.

I actually feel sorry for Billy Bush. I mean it’s the same sort of sorry I feel for my dog when she pukes on the carpet, but still...

Why is she such a sourpuss? Sean Spicer wasn’t a sourpuss. The Mooch wasn’t a sourpuss. Stop being such a sourpuss.

I’m a dove and fuck you, time to kick ass! Because that’s what us doves do.

Shouldn’t he have tried shooting up Fox in that case?

The millions of people whose children will continue to have health insurance are, indeed, grateful. But fuck them, right?

Father! Father, I’m helping!

Dude. Nothing matters anymore.

That’s going to stop people from getting on airplanes and overstaying their visas is it?