simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
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So let’s say for the sake of argument the wall gets built. There will still be illegal immigrants, especially since they can come by airplane. Now let’s say one of them commits a murder. Are the Democrats still complicit? Is this like a forever thing?

My first car was a used 1984 LTD.

Stormy Daniels says sex with Trump is like fucking Jell-O.

You’ve clearly never had a conversation with an amnesiac.

This is a new definition of the word ‘just’ for me.

This is a new definition of the word ‘just’ for me.

Did you really ask if it’s worth paying $20 a month when you could pay $40?

Dungeons and Diners

“Thank God, I can finally get to Hawthorne by tunnel!” — Approximately 12 people.

We... are... the left... you will be assimilated.... resistance is futile...

I wonder if it really would have a bigger carbon footprint than charging it with power from a coal-based electric plant. It works with twigs, not even full branches

I wonder if it really would have a bigger carbon footprint than charging it with power from a coal-based electric

I don’t go to the woods at all. That was my point.

I don’t go to the woods at all. That was my point.

I have absolutely no use for this thing, but I have wanted it ever since I first saw it. I don’t know why. I don’t go camping, I don’t go hiking. I just love the idea of burning twigs to charge my phone.

I have absolutely no use for this thing, but I have wanted it ever since I first saw it. I don’t know why. I don’t

Thank goodness someone is finally looking into white people’s problems.

Of course it’s a dump! Not a single gold toilet in the place and the kitchen doesn’t make fried chicken the KFC way!

And if HBO really really wants to do a show about a Confederacy that survived into the modern day complete with slavery, there is an actual black man who already made a movie like that. Kevin Willmott’s C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America. Despite being a mockumentary, it was an incredibly good worldbuilding

There is way too much we don’t know. Most of what happened, especially before the attack started, we can’t know. It had to come out from things like what was overheard on cell phone calls and the black box recordings.

How many old folk do you know named Mackenzie?

It happened to me. A guy used to park his truck in front of my house every single day and played the same fucking song over and over for over two hours. Every day. This was California so it wasn’t just in the summer.