simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

I don’t even have a smart phone.

I became nauseous much quicker than I did in an Oculus

Thank goodness someone is finally looking into white people’s problems.

Of course it’s a dump! Not a single gold toilet in the place and the kitchen doesn’t make fried chicken the KFC way!

Look at Ollie Queen.

Think of all the data you could mine from Reddit users...

I will enjoy the throwing of many hissy fits.

To be fair, writing the story after the art and making the cover long before drawing any pages was common practice well into the silver age.

Are we sure that’s our Shatner? Has anyone checked to see if he’s covered up scratches on his face with makeup?

And if HBO really really wants to do a show about a Confederacy that survived into the modern day complete with slavery, there is an actual black man who already made a movie like that. Kevin Willmott’s C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America. Despite being a mockumentary, it was an incredibly good worldbuilding

They don’t happen within the scope of the small number of people in a vast galaxy whose names we learned. Women are sometimes given “masculine” names right now.

That is a ridiculous oversimplification. That’s like saying “he just put words on paper” about a novelist.

That’s an awesome idea. I’m going to see if I have an old mp3 player lying around somewhere I can load with songs for my daughter.

I’m 40, so I have no idea what that song is.

on a laptop that still had USB ports

I have said that so many times. I would so love to see a Batman movie, animated or real, where he uses his intelligence and powers of deduction more than he punched people. Even when The Riddler is involved, it’s mostly punching.

Which suggests that somewhere out there is an accountant who knows his biggest secret and can ruin him at any time.