The Mar-Keys don’t actually say what went on last night but I think you can get a good idea. As a side note it’s been too long since I played this.

Catch you on the Night Shift.

He passed away in 1961, and the rights of the apartment transferred to his young widow Fannie.

WAIT A MINUTE...

and pilots

Texas A&M (I think? Somewhere in Texas) tried to bribe me with an unsolicited full ride scholarship. It was surprisingly easy to turn down.

“Hi, I’m a hot guy in my underwear.”

See, that kinda thinking is probably why you’re not in television.

My son is looking at colleges right now and has rejected several good schools because they are in the South. He can’t imagine having to live there.

It’s not about ending abortion, never has been. It’s about punishing the impure for the rest of their (and the unwanted fetus/child’s) life. If they wanted to end abortion, than they’d support universal mandatory sex ed and have condoms/bc available to anyone able to ovulate/ejaculate. Abortion would virtually…

“Lauren Vino is a comedian...”

I pretty much gave up on the thought of having crushes on other women besides my wife once I realized that I’m already enough of a disappointment to one woman so why make it worse.

I’m probably not going to tell my wife I’m attracted to my co-worker.

The Illinois Nazi Party is proud to endorse Donald Trump for Fürher.

Which resulted in one of the greatest SNL sketches of all time, with Carvey as Perot dumping Hartman as Stockdale off in the woods.

Bernie takes no money from corporations. Nada. Which means he’s not on the tape

We have a 9-year-old. Twice a week for us is “someone is drinking too much.” ;)

We also have a Captain Cockblock, but his sister and commanding officer “Major Bellyache” is just as bad.

When you’re not getting any, yes, yes it is