That black outfit looks a bit like Ursa’s in Superman 2. That is not a complaint.

Yeah Drew! Cloud swords some gestations!

It would be a tapestry of umbilical contortions to lose Emmitt.

I dunnoooo, they both have bright lippy on, and similar hair cut/color. But as a brunette with a face, I find that folks think we all look alike. (To wit, I have been told I look like: Sandra Bullock, Winona Ryder, Kristen Stewart, Julia Roberts. Those four women look nothing alike.)

“...I’d embarrass her if I said her name, she’s incredibly famous.”

“the ability to expand up to 80,000 seats for Super Bowls, and total capacity of 100,000. (Which is good news since the Chargers might relocate to this stadium, too.)“

#notallathletes

Which we can use to fight the enemy.

Myself, I never thought Jones was that pretty until I got into Parks and Recreation. Seeing her over a period of time, she really grew on me. She has this nicely touchable quality about her.

I keep thinking she is Sofia Vergara?

For the record Carl agrees with you about the Texans

the Flash, Black Canary, Plastic Man and Martian Manhunter all at once. Obviously, the Flash is the big gun here,

“Describe the woman who robbed you.”

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

Well, they do say to take a close look at your retirement plan in your 50s, I guess.

I know, right?

That, or mandolin.

I agree with your sentiments about celebrity hot ham water, but I believe that you've made a mistake in your first paragraph. Cleveland's main export is not unemployment, but crippling depression.