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More like good riddance. Read more

Goddammit, beat me to it.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them: Read more

Yes but the problem with unregulated capitalism is you eventually run out of a taxable Middle class.

If only David Beckham had married some sort of... spice-having woman.

As opposed to those crimes that should’ve taken place? Read more

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

As someone who also demolishes his wife in Jeopardy!, own it. There may come a day where this is the one thing you have left, and boy howdy will you ever cherish it then. Besides, she’s free to stop any time. But she won’t. I know some people will say this is one of those “You can be happy, or you can be right”… Read more

No I prefer tuna.

Can one take a creepshot of Adam LaRoche?

Enes Canter

NICK FOALS

“Oh you want *me* to pick up your toys? Got it! I just put them away in the garbage is all.” Read more

#NotAllPhotoOps

The problem is everybody already knows it. When people like Neil Gorsuch are in power, it doesn’t matter what the law says. It matters what men think. And enough men think that women in law are just going to three years of law school so they can get a job in BigLaw for another three years (to....pay off their school… Read more

Nailed it. Trump needs a massive, public blow job and knows just where to go to get it.

My cat is a Russian Blue and cares about the Russia issue because I think that he might be a Russian spy.

Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

And an 8 year old American citizen. Read more