And an 8 year old American citizen.

Or ours?

I don’t like heights, but I really don’t like ladders. I’d jump just to avoid having to climb down.

Shhh, Diane is always watching

You know why they hate it?

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

I think the problem is that there aren’t laws for a lot of these things. Most presidents in the past followed these rules out of custom, respect for the office, or pressure from the press and an electorate that gave half a shit about corruption.

Russia isn’t paying them anymore.

The Aristocrats!

Here’s Rosie O’Donnel talking about working with Marshall on A League Of Their Own.

My mother is like a horse whisperer for conservatives. Her mantra is “meet them where they’re at.” She asks a lot of questions. For instance, this is a conversation she had last month with a right-wing houseguest: “Why do you support Trump?” “You liberals think we’re all stupid.” “I don’t think you’re stupid. Why do…

I know he isn’t popular in these parts but I think Trevor Noah just did a really good segment on basically how to deal with this - especially at the end of this segment. you have to talk to these people like toddlers. not in a mean way - but in a “explain yourself” way. don’t argue, just question them into oblivion. I…

I once dreamt that this happened to my sister. I had this dream about 25 years ago, I’m now remembering it for the first time in years, and it’s your fault. I’m not “Milk & Honey Original Cafe Mix” upset, but I’m close.

We have had our jobs held hostage for political reasons, worked without pay, and had our budgets slashed, all while being publically dragged through the mud and portrayed as the enemy.

Hetero pairings aren’t totally without seismic consequences. See also: King, Carole

Probably gonna work as well for him as it would for Catherine the Great.

I feel like they purposefully tried to make her look like Kathy Griffin. (Kathy Griffin owns red rolled bangs, come at me!)

I like to think they wrote the part for Kathy Griffin, and when she wasn’t interested all they could find in the resulting scramble for the shoot was a Lucy Ricardo wig and a woman willing to work for scale. Like, the original concept was the intestines walking around with a mic, doing some stand-up, maybe heckling…

The problem is people like this woman, who are obviously disgusted by all sex and sex-adjacent things. Consensual, married sex, sexual assault, words about sex, etc.