My husband and I must be masters at this, but we always argue with the assumption that the other person might be right, and we might be remembering things incorrectly. It's amazing how quickly things can be resolved when you manage to give just that little bit of ground.

Yep.

How do we hate it? With our taste buds.

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

It really satisfies

"The only reason I don't have a hard-on is because I had a Snickers earlier today!"

Yep, same! Which is why the education thing came to mind as all have varying degrees.

Every time I see the name Dalkon Shield I think it should be a science fiction reference of some sort.

stopping a small child from implanting

JIMMY IS SWEEEET ON YOU!

WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET IN THE RUNNING CAR????????????

You're off by a hair -

Please join me in imagining the local TV spots for this theoretical restaurant, though.

I opened a small bit of a seam on a old beloved bear of mine, removed the stuffing and hand washed him in the sink - he was pretty grubby. I rolled him up in a towel as you suggested and squished out most of the water, and then popped him in a pillow case and stuck him in the dryer on a gentle cool air cycle to ensure…

If anyone knows about getting 9 points on one drive, it's Jim Irsay.

I'll take booze in the cake and booze on the side, please.

Teenage boys are so eloquent.

I loved FDR's work on Gimore Girls.

I'd be totally cool with TR overshadowing my wedding. Hell, we could toast HIM. Screw us, it's TR!

I've heard it claimed as a safety thing, but whatever. They get cleaner handle down, and some of the newer dishwashers are designed to make you load them that way. This and the proper way to hang the toilette paper roll are the only arguments the wife and I have ever had.