I dunnoooo, they both have bright lippy on, and similar hair cut/color. But as a brunette with a face, I find that folks think we all look alike. (To wit, I have been told I look like: Sandra Bullock, Winona Ryder, Kristen Stewart, Julia Roberts. Those four women look nothing alike.)

“...I’d embarrass her if I said her name, she’s incredibly famous.”

#notallathletes

Which we can use to fight the enemy.

Myself, I never thought Jones was that pretty until I got into Parks and Recreation. Seeing her over a period of time, she really grew on me. She has this nicely touchable quality about her.

I keep thinking she is Sofia Vergara?

For the record Carl agrees with you about the Texans

“Describe the woman who robbed you.”

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

Well, they do say to take a close look at your retirement plan in your 50s, I guess.

I know, right?

That, or mandolin.

If you still think Pittsburgh is a complete economic shit hole, you haven’t been to Pittsburgh in a long while.

Pittsburgh draws in the whole west of pennsylvania. Baltimore pulls most of the maryland area, and Southern Delaware/Maryland/DC/Northern Virginia Markets is wealthy enough to support two pro teams, its not just the city. The Rams can shit on St. Louis but they are really dumping on the whole area around st. louis.…

Redheads do sign up for The Bachelor, but keep dying in freak accidents before they arrive because did you know that 94 percent of redheads perish in freak accidents?

You’re confusing the organized competitive cheerleading squads with what the NFL does, which is basically just hire dancers.

I have always thought that Jane Seymour was/is one of the most gorgeous, entrancing women ever.

Never beat Tyson. Got past the 1:30. I’ve knocked him down twice, but always got hit one too many times to take him down.

I agree with your sentiments about celebrity hot ham water, but I believe that you've made a mistake in your first paragraph. Cleveland's main export is not unemployment, but crippling depression.