What stoner thinks that the Californians is funny and isn't just beat to death? Especially when whatever actor they are trying to stick into this week's sketch can't do that SoCal drawl and ends up sounding like they have some awful speech impediment!! Taylor Swift sounded like a deaf person! And why have Kanye and…

I was...unsuccessful.

This is why the cutest girl/guy in every senior class is not usually the absolute cutest, and the real classically beautiful people are the shy kids nobody knows. Or why my daughter is not considered one of the prettiest in her school (she was adopted, so I can say objectively she is beautiful, BUT she also marches to…

Yeah- I'm super serial tired of the snarky bitchy for the sake of bitchy around here. I literally just finished 100 Years of Solitude like, three weeks ago and I'm a smart, well read thirty something. Books find us at different times in our lives, and whatever. No need to be a giant snob about books.

Anchovies are magical manna sent from heaven. If we don't eat them with great relish, we anger the Elder Gods and bring about a Cthulhu Hell-scape.

That's why shit like this is usually fun, "They hacked into the ram pixels! Quick, reverse the server and track the USB!"

You know, it's official: Hollywood has run out of ideas. Or at least doesn't feel like financing new ideas.

She's 26 in Courtney Stodden years.

So before people lose their shit, Ashley Graham is 5'10 and a solid Size 16 model. She models Lane Bryant and other plus size clothing companies. I see her picture in nearly EVERY store that I shop at online and in store. She was in that banned Lane Bryant Cacique commercial a few years ago when she was 19.

I know you…

Sometimes you gotta take what you can get. :(

Lose your religion, lose your leg!

katy perry, now coming to a mall food court near you.

I'd high five you but...

What I described above is exactly how I bought my Camry 5 years ago. If anything you'd probably be less likely to get away with this with a luxury car.