ah, the old hot-single-argentine-professor-on-the-last-day-of-a-conference conundrum

I am a male in his 30's and this idea that I need the same stuff from my childhood is weird. I AM NOT EIGHT YEARS OLD ANYMORE. I like different stuff than I did when I was 8. I don't need the stuff I liked in the 1980's endlessly recycled. I can find new stuff!

Can we just go to Chuck E. Cheese instead? Thanks.

Or Gogurt.

Eh. A choosy mom would name her baby Jif.

Two of the greatest horrors that face men - testicular cancer and parenthood - could be prevented the same way. Two birds, no stones.

Arrrrroooooooooooo!

Masturbating in the shower is hard work. The bloodflow needed in the legs to stand, etc. Then the issue of lube and water... Its not super fun, tbh.

No, he just had the Surgeon General next to his nightstand

Lazy fashion design; a total cockout.

"Do you like the snacks? Does your snack taste good? The shade of my shirt is Lagoon Breeze. WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER SNACK??"

HE IS THE QUAKER OATS MAN.

These stories vindicate the course I took of bottling up my feelings, not discussing them with anyone, and not trying to pull off stuff like this.

Mike Vaccaro at the NY Post wrote an excellent column that expresses pretty much every non-Pats fan's thoughts on this subject:

It's absolutely Jim Lee's fault.

Under his control DC has effectively turned into Image, circa '97, and it's almost all garbage.

"Is it Jim Lee's fault?"

"Analog watches in their entirety are debatable"???

I think we can all agree that guys can only wear rings for the following reasons: