Yeah- I'm super serial tired of the snarky bitchy for the sake of bitchy around here. I literally just finished 100 Years of Solitude like, three weeks ago and I'm a smart, well read thirty something. Books find us at different times in our lives, and whatever. No need to be a giant snob about books.

Anchovies are magical manna sent from heaven. If we don't eat them with great relish, we anger the Elder Gods and bring about a Cthulhu Hell-scape.

That's why shit like this is usually fun, "They hacked into the ram pixels! Quick, reverse the server and track the USB!"

You know, it's official: Hollywood has run out of ideas. Or at least doesn't feel like financing new ideas.

She's 26 in Courtney Stodden years.

So before people lose their shit, Ashley Graham is 5'10 and a solid Size 16 model. She models Lane Bryant and other plus size clothing companies. I see her picture in nearly EVERY store that I shop at online and in store. She was in that banned Lane Bryant Cacique commercial a few years ago when she was 19.

I know you…

Sometimes you gotta take what you can get. :(

Lose your religion, lose your leg!

katy perry, now coming to a mall food court near you.

I'd high five you but...

What I described above is exactly how I bought my Camry 5 years ago. If anything you'd probably be less likely to get away with this with a luxury car.

I disagree. It signifies respect. It says "I don't know you, so I'm not going to call you by your first name." I know that's old-fashioned, but it's an old-fashioned thing I like. I don't expect to be Ms. Septembergrrl if I'm talking to a living human being, but if it's automated correspondence (as it is in this case)…

I'm not offended, but I'd be annoyed. I am Mrs or Ms Pye. I don't LIKE being addressed by my first name in real life unless we are on somewhat friendly terms.

ah, the old hot-single-argentine-professor-on-the-last-day-of-a-conference conundrum

I am a male in his 30's and this idea that I need the same stuff from my childhood is weird. I AM NOT EIGHT YEARS OLD ANYMORE. I like different stuff than I did when I was 8. I don't need the stuff I liked in the 1980's endlessly recycled. I can find new stuff!