Can we just go to Chuck E. Cheese instead? Thanks.

Or Gogurt.

Eh. A choosy mom would name her baby Jif.

Two of the greatest horrors that face men - testicular cancer and parenthood - could be prevented the same way. Two birds, no stones.

Arrrrroooooooooooo!

Masturbating in the shower is hard work. The bloodflow needed in the legs to stand, etc. Then the issue of lube and water... Its not super fun, tbh.

No, he just had the Surgeon General next to his nightstand

Lazy fashion design; a total cockout.

"Do you like the snacks? Does your snack taste good? The shade of my shirt is Lagoon Breeze. WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER SNACK??"

HE IS THE QUAKER OATS MAN.

These stories vindicate the course I took of bottling up my feelings, not discussing them with anyone, and not trying to pull off stuff like this.

Mike Vaccaro at the NY Post wrote an excellent column that expresses pretty much every non-Pats fan's thoughts on this subject:

"Analog watches in their entirety are debatable"???

I think we can all agree that guys can only wear rings for the following reasons:

On Health (meaning thinness)

Exercise, eating healthy and staying away from fried and sugary isn't exactly bad advice. Taken in context with the rest of the mail you are obviously correct to suggest that it implies staying thin, but I have a hard time working up the requisite outrage or even eye-roll over that specific paragraph.

Does anyone else watch this show still? lol I am 26 and Not ashamed that I have been a loyal fan since 8 years old. But I am really sad that they have sort of downgraded the show to Flash animation than the regular one, but understandably there are more episodes now, however inconsistent to the past. I still think the…

Then again, you never can be too sure on the internet: